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    This is Sheriff Socks. He may have a gruff exterior, but on the inside he’s just a fun loving guy with an affinity for Taylor Swift and apple fritters from Starbucks. But if you mess around in Chillsville, watch out. Socks doesn’t stand for the perpetuation of the following offenses: mixed martial arts, religious fanaticism, Red Bull-Vodkas, stockbrokers, spin classes, Nicole Kidman, clowns, monogrammed Coach purses, hate, and velcro-strapped men’s footwear.

    This is Sheriff Socks. He may have a gruff exterior, but on the inside he’s just a fun loving guy with an affinity for Taylor Swift and apple fritters from Starbucks. But if you mess around in Chillsville, watch out. Socks doesn’t stand for the perpetuation of the following offenses: mixed martial arts, religious fanaticism, Red Bull-Vodkas, stockbrokers, spin classes, Nicole Kidman, clowns, monogrammed Coach purses, hate, and velcro-strapped men’s footwear.
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